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chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 23 hours ago
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It is officially December and as you can
tell from my inspired banner, it's time to start...
the Christmas celebration! First off, much like Chucktober, I decided to rename the month of December to fit my own personal liking. I have been going back and forth between calling it "Dismember" or ...
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It's Begining to Look A Lot Like Kwanzaa...
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chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 47 hours ago
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Shion Sono's Suicide Club (Jisatsu sâkuru or Suicide
Circle) is a tough film to review...I don't even...
know where to begin; yet, here I am at the beginning, so I guess it has begun. That statement is as confusing as my thoughts about Suicide Club - a film that sat on my DVD shelf for a couple ...
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Suicide Solution
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 2 days ago
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Ahhh...the long weekend that begins on a Thursday
with Thanksgiving is nearing an end! Hopefully everyone had...
a nice one filled with a copious amount of food and drink and everything in between. Sadly, I got a pretty anemic hangover for you all today, but there are a few interesting things to ...
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The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 3 days ago
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I'm going to keep this one real quick
as I wasn't even planning on doing a review...
for 2009's, uneaten baby film, Grace, but I felt compelled to write something about it. First off, I really enjoyed the film, the only issues I may have had were eradicated by the end of the movie. It seemed to ...
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Grace's Jones
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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I have been tempted to toss in my
two cents about this whole ordeal here and I...
have decided against it because it takes away from my time spent watching movies, writing moronic reviews, and throwing sexist dance parties! Everyone has said everything that really can be said and I agree with ...
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Sunday-Sunday-Sunday! Ms. Horror Blogosphere vs. ...
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 4 days ago
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Yo-yo-hoes! Didn't do a dance party last week
and I can't even remember why now...actually, come to...
think of it, I was just being lazy. Anypooh, I got a dope ass track for you turkey stuffed sassy pants tonight and I think a lot of you are really gonna dig this one. The song: Hellraiser ! The ...
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Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: Motör(Pin)head ...
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 5 days ago
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Now THIS is more like it! Happy Thanksgiving
from Chuck Norris Ate My Baby!...
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Turkey? For Thanksgiving?!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 6 days ago
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With Black almost Friday upon us, why not
celebrate the horror that many go through when forced...
to work retail. Dealing with customers is not the easiest thing ever; most are insatiable moronic douche bags looking for a hand me out and cannot read sale signs. Then there are the people that ...
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Retail Terror!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 7 days ago
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There isn't much in terms of Thanksgiving themed
horror and I know, cause I looked. One of...
the more well known (well, I guess) Thanksgiving horror films is 1972's Blood Freak, a "fowl" movie that I have never seen, but one I'm sure I would absolutely love. Dude is a total ...
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Killing Time 'Till Turkey Day
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 8 days ago
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The holidays are getting uncomfortably close and the
dread of having to do shit like shop for...
Christmas and deal with annoying crowds is just around the corner. Though I am a huge fan of Christmas and all of its commercialized glory, first we have to get through Thanksgiving, which is fine with ...
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Paracinema Runs Red!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 9 days ago
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This Hangover is dedicated to my boy Tee,
who celebrated his birfday last night, so I know...
he is soo hurtin ' today. Happy birthday, puta ! Well hello there...I see you are incredibly hungover this afternoon. How can I tell? Well, your underwear is on backwards and it's not even your ...
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The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 10 days ago
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Does that "joke title" even make sense? It's
supposed to be like "panty line," so I took...
the pool out of Pontypool and changed it to line. HAHAHAHAHA. Pontypool is a Canadian horror film directed by Bruce McDonald and based off the novel, "Pontypool Changes Everything" written by Tony Burgess. ...
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Pontyline
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 12 days ago
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I have a bulldozer of a monster for
you for in this weeks edition of Monster of...
the Week - A character that scared the bejesus out of many kids, kids that were lucky (or unlucky, perhaps) enough to have parents that let them watch anything that was popular, even if it was not meant for kids in ...
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CNAMB Presents: Monster of the Week!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 14 days ago
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Lamberto Bava's Blastfighter (1984) is a film I
half expected to be a Sci Fi movie based...
off the title Blastfighter , but this 1984 Lamberto Bava film is as far from a Science Fiction film as you can possibly get. It shouldn't be much of a surprise that the movie would come off as a film of ...
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Blastfighter
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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I have a dick load of super fun
trailers for you to check out today, so I'm...
not gonna waste any time and get right into it! Ready...set....GO! Very excited for this one - With a rookie in the cockpit, Altitude is about a group of teenagers out for a flight when their plane mysteriously ...
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Totally Tubular Trailers!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 16 days ago
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We got a pretty light Horror Hangover this
week...not a whole lot of movies worth eating a...
baby over and there are no horror movies on to make things worse. To top things off, Stargate is on all day over at SyFy, so for the very first time in the short Horror Hangover history, the channel is ...
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The Horror Hangover
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 17 days ago
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A lot of folks did a post in
celebration of Friday the 13 th , but I...
forgot it was Friday the 13 th , so how about some love for the following day? It Gets bad on Friday the 13 th , but it gets worse on Saturday the 14 th ! Just when you thought it was safe to look at the calender again! Oh ...
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You thought Friday the 13th was bad?!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 18 days ago
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After posting my review of Paranormal Activity earlier
in the week, I found myself inspired. That inspiration...
is what provides us with this week’s song of choice for Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party. This pajama-jammy-jam is fitting to what Katie and Micah went through, they were facing an ...
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Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party!: 2 Hot 2 Handle Edition!
chucknorrisatemybaby.blogspot.com - 19 days ago
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I seem to be back on track with
writing reviews as of late, which makes me very...
ecstatic to be honest with you. There was a while where I was hardly writing any reviews over at Paracinema and I think it took me a month before I even posted my first review here and then another month before my ...
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Take the Stairs...to Paracinema
