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http://jadedviewer.com/ - a jaded viewer reviews the world of horror, splatter, gore, cult, grindhouse, trash, b-movie, erotica, indie, asian and exploitation films
jadedviewer.com - 13 hours ago
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You clicked on this link because of that
picture didn't you? Hahahaha. Well, I can't blame you....
If you haven't guessed, that's Sophia Monk topless from the movie The Hills Run Red (review tomorrow). And there's more in the movie of Ms. Monk naked in the film. In the flick, she plays a stripper ...
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The Thread: How gratuitous is gratuitous nudity?
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jadedviewer.com - 37 hours ago
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Hanger Hanger (2009) Directed by Ryan Nicholson Well
Hanger is a movie that alot of our female...
horror bloggers are NOT going to watch and certainly not review. Sometimes horror is still a boys club. There is still a part of the horrorsphere that is still extreme,vulgar, disgusting and ...
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Hanger (Review)
jadedviewer.com - 6 days ago
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Thanksgiving means killing poultry! Poor little chickens and
turkeys dying for your gluttonous stomachs. You bastards! Makes...
you want to be a vegetarian right? WRONG! Turkey is just too damn yummy. But if you watched Troma's Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead you'd think twice about ...
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Thanksgiving means killing poultry! (Poultrygeist's ...
jadedviewer.com - 7 days ago
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Doesn't that poster make you wanna kick some
ass? I wouldn't be the jaded viewer if I...
didn't inform (ahem force) you to know what was the latest movie of our beloved hero Jean Claude Van Damme. I told you about Karate , I told you about The Eagle Path and now we unleash the trailer for ...
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Universal Soldier: Regeneration (Trailer)
jadedviewer.com - 8 days ago
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Ink Ink (2009) Directed by Jamin Winans Terry
Gilliam and David Lynch would be impressed by Ink....
In the world of indie cinema, most films go into generic period pieces of romantic dramedies. Rarely do you see a film that boldly attempts to be ambitiously creative and visually stimulating. ...
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Ink (Review)
jadedviewer.com - 11 days ago
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I've never seen Twilight and I have no
intention of ever seeing this twat-tard of a trilogy....
But I do have a fascination of the mythos of vampire lore. I'm not talking about ancient Lestaty type crap but the fact that popular culture (be it books, TV, film and the Interwebs) have given a bunch ...
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Vampire Rules 101 (or Vampire Self Defense for Beginners)
jadedviewer.com - 12 days ago
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The Canyon The Canyon (2009) Directed by Richard
Harrah Remember when the Brady Bunch went to visit...
the Grand Canyon? Wow what an adventure that was. A ghost town, a gold digger, little indian boy in trouble. What a family vacation! Well, this is totally the opposite. Lori (Yvonne ...
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The Canyon (Review)
jadedviewer.com - 13 days ago
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I don't know how I missed this debut
trailer of Wapakman after being overcome with Manny "Pacman"...
Pacquiao hype over the last few days. But after seeing him demolish Miguel Cotto on Saturday night and retaining the prestige as the best pound for pound boxer in the world, after watching 4 24/7 ...
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Wapakman (Official Trailer)
jadedviewer.com - 14 days ago
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Hot off the presses from the jaded viewer
inbox of awesomness is a little short entitled Wade...
. Thanks to director Haynze Whitmore who sent me a screener of the film. After watching the trailers (you can see them all below) I was expecting a zombie exploitation flick. It's a little of both and ...
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The Shortround: Wade (Review)
jadedviewer.com - 15 days ago
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It's been a while since a featured some
crazy Japanese splatter and gore flick. But if there...
is one to point out, it has to be from the mind of Kengo Kaji, who wrote Toky Gore Police ( full review here ). Here he wrote and directs Samurai Princess which is just more insanity and gore (with ...
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Samurai Princess (Trailer and DVD Release)
jadedviewer.com - 18 days ago
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It's Friday the 13th! Don't worry, this is
not a Friday the 13th retrospective or anything. But...
I was thinking some of us (the horror bloggers) have watched a great deal of horror flicks. Some of us are even potential filmmakers. We've all said...I can make a better movie than that! But ...
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The Thread: What's your horror movie idea?
jadedviewer.com - 19 days ago
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Well as much as I like to dissect
the horror-sphere, sometimes you need to step out of...
the horror-verse and take in some laughs, watch a comedy or play a video game. And if there is one video game that takes a scathing look at Americana it's Rockstar Games Grand Theft Auto 4 . I've played ...
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Grand Theft Auto 4's Super Duper Megatastic Emporium of ...
jadedviewer.com - 20 days ago
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The Local The Local (2008) Directed by Dan
Eberle " You begin saving the world by saving...
one person at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics." -Charles Bukowski As a born and raised New Yorker, I've become accustomed to the feel and real of the city. When you walk ...
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The Local (Review)
jadedviewer.com - 21 days ago
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Thank the prophets for the country north of
the border. Canada keeps churning out great little tidbits...
of awesomeness and this one is in the form of fake 1980s grindhouse VHS like movie trailers. Part of the Astron-6 collective of Winnipeg, Adam Brooks, director of Fireman just won the the top ...
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The Shortround: Fireman (Short)
jadedviewer.com - 22 days ago
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Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead Wrong Turn
3: Left for Dead (2009) Directed by Declan O'Brien...
In the first few minutes of Wrong Turn 3, we get full grade A boobies, pot smoking and ocular trauma. You gotta give a film its props for following all the cliches of a cannibal redneck horror film ...
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Wrong Turn 3 (Review)
jadedviewer.com - 25 days ago
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Well October is over but for us New
Yorkers, the horror keeps screaming. Just announced is the...
lineup for the NYC Horror Film Festival that takes place from November 18th to the 22nd. Here's some snippers from the official press release. The NYCHFF will take place November 18 - 22, 2009 and ...
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2009 NYC Horror Film Festival (Featured Films)
jadedviewer.com - 26 days ago
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As a Time Warner Cable inmate, I actually
never knew this channel existed. I never had Direct...
TV so when this channel launched I was clueless. But as I was talking to Insano Steve as we tried to find Versus on both our satellite and cable systems, I soon stumbled upon Chiller . Who let the ...
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The Wonderful Crapiness of Chiller TV
jadedviewer.com - 27 days ago
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So after Halloween, you just figured the horror
flicks would die off. Well that's true for Hollywood....
Nothing is really coming out in the last 2 month of the year but what you'll see on DVD shelves makes the end of 2009 very exciting. Also coming out November 17th is Jake Kennedy's Penance ...
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Penance (Trailer)
jadedviewer.com - 28 days ago
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Was I the only one who actually liked
Gutterballs? ( full review here ). Yeah I know,...
the anti argument were the characters were vulgar, it had a gratuitous 20 minute rape scene and the slaughter was laughable 80s slasher fare. But I kinda dug it because of all those things I just mentioned. ...
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Hanger (Trailer)
